Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Plastics and Cunts


hi bitches!!

am still getting the hang of this thingy...

so, sorry for the lack of updates..
anyway, here it goes..

Let me entertain you guys with a nice little story...
Which is better served cold..
Coz, we bitches knew that revenge would be sweeter when served cold..

So, let me give you this typical situation..

Altaf knew this one guy(maybe his name should be kept as a secret)..
That guy backstabbed Altaf's other really good friend..

Since Altaf had the guts to back up his other friend (Mariah), the other cunt was pissed off with him (maybe he was pissed off coz no one else was backing him up), calling him names(owwh! what a pussy), seeks sympathy, and called him a Plastic (though Altaf kinda love the term Plastic being implied on him)..

So, Altaf, being a total angel thought that the cunt should be taught a simple lesson in manners,
so that maybe that particular cunt could dust off excess sand trapped in his vagina(god! gotta hate the friction and stuffs)..

Thinking bout this problem, it makes me wonder, how immature could one be at certain times, judging by the way they act...
am not implying that I'm mature and am acting as a total professional here, coz dear, I know that i'm a bitch at certain times.. But then again, that what what makes me.. me....
Besides, my teachers, tutors, mentors, and friends taught me solely on how to be fabulous.. Thats all... None of them taught me how to not be a bitch... or... Whatever...


So guys, which kinda medicine should Altaf offer the cunt??
Should Altaf forgive him??
Maybe yes(since its ramadhan) or mabe no...
hmmm....



PS: Am getting the hang of Blair Waldorf, after watching a few episodes of Gossip Girl...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yay!!!
now u got ur own blog...
gud 4 u...
now the whole world cn see whts ur ranting about...
keep on writing...i'll try to waste my priceless time reading ur blog...lol

syafiq.cberry said...

oh no bitch didn't just blog!

lol..

i say, as one of the most overused "intended" punishment:

simbah aje muka dia ngan acid phosphoric (acid klas 3, plg kuat? my chemistry is lower than average :P)

altaf said...

Acid??
gotta love that one...
it falls into the category of classics..

anyway, am thinking a total social meltdown..
sounds nice..

rite??
anway shafiq, he is nothing..
i repeat... nothing compared to the both of us..

he's just a copycat, of which, a less hotter version of me..

altaf said...

there's an error in my post just now..

1) he's nothing near me.. the term "less " sounds a little bit over-exaggerating..

2)i misspelled your name... again..

syafiq.cberry said...

haha.. im getting used to you misspelling my name..

social meltdown as in "raped" him off his resources? haha i love that!

Anonymous said...

haha
wey, update la.