ALtaf Khan's BloooooGie Blog

Plastics and Cunts

2008-09-23T12:59:00.000-07:00

hi bitches!!

am still getting the hang of this thingy...

so, sorry for the lack of updates..

anyway, here it goes..

Let me entertain you guys with a nice little story...

Which is better served cold..

Coz, we bitches knew that revenge would be sweeter when served cold..

So, let me give you this typical situation..

Altaf knew this one guy(maybe his name should be kept as a secret)..

That guy backstabbed Altaf's other really good friend..

Since Altaf had the guts to back up his other friend (Mariah), the other cunt was pissed off with him (maybe he was pissed off coz no one else was backing him up), calling him names(owwh! what a pussy), seeks sympathy, and called him a Plastic (though Altaf kinda love the term Plastic being implied on him)..

So, Altaf, being a total angel thought that the cunt should be taught a simple lesson in manners,

so that maybe that particular cunt could dust off excess sand trapped in his vagina(god! gotta hate the friction and stuffs)..

Thinking bout this problem, it makes me wonder, how immature could one be at certain times, judging by the way they act...

am not implying that I'm mature and am acting as a total professional here, coz dear, I know that i'm a bitch at certain times.. But then again, that what what makes me.. me....

Besides, my teachers, tutors, mentors, and friends taught me solely on how to be fabulous.. Thats all... None of them taught me how to not be a bitch... or... Whatever...

So guys, which kinda medicine should Altaf offer the cunt??

Should Altaf forgive him??

Maybe yes(since its ramadhan) or mabe no...

hmmm....

PS: Am getting the hang of Blair Waldorf, after watching a few episodes of Gossip Girl...

My 1st's 2nd post

2008-05-06T09:57:00.000-07:00

GAWWWDDD!!!

am sooo fucking lazy today...

been doing nothing for hours...

gawwd!! i should have been studying all these times..

all those cunts around me, especially that fucking bastard kelantan and his wife are studiying..

gooooosHHH!! i hope they had sex tonight and the wife is pregnant...

arghhhh.. hate them...!!!

have lots and lots of updates on yesterday, but guess i wouldnt put it in here as am too lazy to put it in...

So, guess what im gonna do for this blog is, i would put in updates @ entries concerning to that particular day (duuuuuhhhh)...

Good enough eek??

BTW, am gonna give the honour to Sir Hilmi to be the first one (hopefully not the only one) to read my blog.

HEhehehe..

Hi Biatches!!!

2008-05-06T09:48:00.000-07:00

TODAY, 7th may 2008, is the official date of birth of this fucking cute + nice blog...

Hehe...

Anyway, thanks 4 visiting dudes and gals..

And...... not to forget, I would like to thank all of you “koverina” + “non-koverina” out there who helped me a lot all of these times...

*(cheewah... rasa macam nak ambik oscar jer) lol...